Weekly Wrap-Up: 19th December
With only 6 days to go until Christmas we’re ready to spread some Christmas cheer! So sit back, drop those shopping bags and enjoy some light hearted fun in the festive Weekly Wrap-Up.
GROAN-WORTHY CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES
We all love a classic party hat and daggy joke from a Christmas cracker while celebrating each year, and one of Britain’s top cracker joke writers, Julian Reed, has pulled together a list of his favourites.
Reed says the more groan inducing, the better, so here are a few he put together which hit the mark:
What do you get if you eat all the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing
What is the best thing about deadly snakes? They have got poisonality
What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot
My friend drowned in a bowl of museli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.
THE ULTIMATE A CAPELLA CHRISTMAS COVER
Also known as a group of men singing better than Mariah can anymore. Get ready for a cheese-factor overload!
AWKWARD CHRISTMAS FAMILY PHOTOS
Some favourites we came across at the treasure trove that is Awkward Family Photos.
Have a healthy & happy Christmas, The SumoSalad Team